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today's exciting discovery is that you can buy freeze-dried slugs on ebay. I am disturbed by this...

But I have a brainstorming question for the masses: So I made this livejournal, with dolls in it and stuff. (psychokiller barbie, while remaining more or less in charge, has been joined by several of her friends and associates-- check out the user icons-- and more may be appearing) But I feel like I need a plotline... some sort of goal for the consortium of deviant barbies to work towards. And perhaps it is just that I didn't watch enough (well, any) pinky and the brain growing up, but I feel that "taking over the world" in general isn't going to get me very far.

Any suggestions? If you were a hoard of violent plastic toys, what would your goal in life be?