Hallowe'en!

For those of you with pumpkins yet to carve... try a cannibal pumpkin! (relatively easy, effective way to disturb your neighbors...)

--although, I disagree with the "just chop your used jack-o-lantern up and throw it in the trash" mentality. If you a) don't spray it with WD-40, and b) rescue it before it starts to rot, you can bake it up and freeze the cannibal pumpkin flesh in muffin- or pie- sized containers for use throughout the year.--