fencing, at which I laid moderate amounts of waste, and people said things:

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Geoff: I haven't heard from my wife since noon. I wonder what she's up to?
Hadrurus: Well, I haven't heard from my wife since last night.
me: I don't have a wife.
Hadrurus: Aw, Kade, that's ok, we'll find you one.
me: You'll start looking under the chairs?
Hadrurus: Yes, that's where you find the best ones.

Hadrurus (to Simon): I'll have to tell Shen that I've been undressing her husband. Ex-husband...
me: But you normally undress her husband.
Hadrurus: That's right, I do normally undress her husband, don't I?

(some liberties taken with the wording... for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, Shenafin used to be married to Simon, and is now married to Hadrurus, who I hope I'm spelling right. She's also posted in Turkey at the moment.)

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If you find any good ones under chairs, send me one too!

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You can have my share of wives, I think. :) Come to think of it, I wonder what one starts looking under to find the best sort of husband...