...of course, everyone wants me to do things this weekend...

[thanate]

Things that are helpful:

*remember to place return address labels on packages before leaving for the post office

*lower the spout cover on the kettle if you wish it to call you when it is boiling

*plug in the phone charger to the wall, not merely the telephone

*do not breathe in the mist of cheap vodka while using it as a cleaning spray

*shoes = a nifty invention that keep the bugs from biting your feet

*not writing pointless lj posts when you don't particularly want to be useful. (um...)

---Edit to add: This link brought to you by the campaign to fill up your hard drive with pretty, useless things. (bookplate clipart from the Dover Sampler)

Comments

[cheshiretiffy.livejournal.com]

Did you try the kitty litter thing? Or try wrapping them in newspaper and sticking them in a box for a while.

[thanate.livejournal.com]

I think newspaper may be next if this doesn't work... they've been baking in the attic all summer, and the heat hasn't helped particularly.