"have you come here to play Jesus to the leopards in your head?" ...wait...

Important questions:

Does anybody know where I might find a miniature metal colander, about 2.5" in diameter? Amazon offers this, but it appears only to come in 3-packs, the smallest of which *may* be slightly too large. Although I suspect I could work with 3". And ideally, I think I'd prefer one in more this style... without the shiny new branding, of course.

and

If you were my card of silly little snappy barettes, where would I have put you?

Either I have nothing to say at all, or I am not saying it. Or both, I guess.