today's theme seems to be zippers.
May. 8th, 2007 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thanateSo about 1:30 this afternoon, I crawled out of my deep dark (cold) hole in the ground and went on to another unit. I now feel slightly less as if I will never be sociable again. Seriously-- I was crouching down in the bottom of the unit, on a steep slope, trying not to be mad at random people for annoying things they did years ago. It was incredibly dumb.
And through a bizarre sequence of conversations, the brilliant marketing ideas for today include: mix and match Italian Ren. hosen legs which attach with a separating zipper up the center-- maximize your wardrobe possibilities! And a stuffed augury goat with a zipper so that you can have it spill entrails on cue and then re-use them. Possibly with ropes of intestines written over with words, so that the person in quest of an answer can poke them with, er, the magic Stick of Mercury (or convenient substitute) and read off the answer it points to. Of course, the mess-free solution is to mount a magic 8 ball under the zipper instead.
But I mean... the possibilities are endless. Anyone want to help set up a fortune telling booth at Pennsic? :)
It's like a game of telephone! I passed this conversation through 5 people, and it turned into something totally different. I mean, I started with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kittymaru's story about a strange man with odd pants, and wondering if twin baby goats would have identical entrails. And there was software incompatibility between goat and knife in the middle. Who knows what I might come up with next...
And through a bizarre sequence of conversations, the brilliant marketing ideas for today include: mix and match Italian Ren. hosen legs which attach with a separating zipper up the center-- maximize your wardrobe possibilities! And a stuffed augury goat with a zipper so that you can have it spill entrails on cue and then re-use them. Possibly with ropes of intestines written over with words, so that the person in quest of an answer can poke them with, er, the magic Stick of Mercury (or convenient substitute) and read off the answer it points to. Of course, the mess-free solution is to mount a magic 8 ball under the zipper instead.
But I mean... the possibilities are endless. Anyone want to help set up a fortune telling booth at Pennsic? :)
It's like a game of telephone! I passed this conversation through 5 people, and it turned into something totally different. I mean, I started with
kittymaru's story about a strange man with odd pants, and wondering if twin baby goats would have identical entrails. And there was software incompatibility between goat and knife in the middle. Who knows what I might come up with next...