As to the watching of the football, we are establishing a household drinking game. Not that we've been drinking to it, but points thus far include:
*Every time the commentators quote a completely useless statistic (percentage of players from any particular location, "longest run in team X's playoff history", "first 3-miss game of his career," etc)
*Misused words or phrases
*Extra instant replays (2 or more, possibly with cumulative consequences)
*Stating the obvious (variants on "they're here to play football" or "team X just came out here wanting to win")
Meanwhile, I am attempting to get the county website to load and tell me whether there is trash pick-up tomorrow. This appears to be a lost cause, but none of the neighbors have put their trash out, either, so I'm thinking we wait until tomorrow. I've also, through the fascinating web that is livejournal networking, just read a rather interesting essay from
"...fourth rush by a quarterback in San Diego post-season history..." DRINK!
Because my brain works in counter examples, this caused me to look up and order copies of Rosemary Harris's fantastic children's trilogy: The Moon in the Cloud, The Shadow on the Sun, and The Bright and Morning Star. The frame story begins with Noah, of the ark fame, but the action also crosses over to ancient Egypt (initially in search of a second elephant) and while the whole flood thing is very real for Noah, it turns out that it doesn't actually affect Egypt. But despite this, you've got good and sketchy people on both sides, unrelated to what their religion is, and lovely plots complete with grave robbers and elephants and true love and evil advisors and cats.
"They're going to make the Chargers keep playing..." DRINK!
I suspect I shall inflict them on
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Date: 2010-01-18 11:27 am (UTC)"They're going to make the Chargers keep playing..."
.... No, wait, the players have all stopped mid-fields and appear to be holding a tea party instead.
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Date: 2010-01-18 02:56 pm (UTC)Ok, now I want someone to sub in a tea party "painted" on the field, instead of the big arrows about where they're going and the lines of where they need to get to.