(I swear I don't make these things up... the above is a quotation I copied down when doing my research on native american ghost stories. Not that I have my bibliography anymore...)
Scenerio: You are a mouse. The King of Cheshire Cheese has announced that he will grant half his kingdom and the inheritance rights to the other half to anyone who can make him call them a liar. What do you say?
all improbable fragments welcome, complete stories will be pillaged for details and not used entire, but don't give me anything you'd be offended if I used. Thanks.
And the classic "You called me a liar yesterday" is cheating; Dunya has no intention of using it.
Scenerio: You are a mouse. The King of Cheshire Cheese has announced that he will grant half his kingdom and the inheritance rights to the other half to anyone who can make him call them a liar. What do you say?
all improbable fragments welcome, complete stories will be pillaged for details and not used entire, but don't give me anything you'd be offended if I used. Thanks.
And the classic "You called me a liar yesterday" is cheating; Dunya has no intention of using it.