Unfortunately, I can verify that the world existed this morning at 5:30 am

[thanate]

thanate is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.

N POISON

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Although perhaps, like most toxic substances, I could be highly addictive in small doses? Hard to say... fortunately I don't anticipate being ingested, so it should be ok.

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Shary: [something about] Godzilla vs. Mekka Godzilla (which Jillian and I both heard as "Mecca")
Jillian: Godzilla and the holy wars?
me: As a low budget thing, with one of those 3d puzzles of the Taj Mahal?
Shary: ...Though as a cultural propaganda film, that would totally be the coolest thing ever.

Shary: It's really hard to fight with a giant moth on your head.

me: This tree is in the way of my brains.

Greg: Virginia has seven presidents, and all Maryland has is Spiro Agnew.

Jillian: This unsuccessful war brought to you by the state of Texas.

Shary: Who's Dominyk? Is he part of your harem?
me: No. [because I couldn't quite fit "no" and "what harem?" and "that's the most disturbing thing anybody's asked me all week" into the same sentence from a standing start. I mean I was just explaining to Jillian why I'd heard there was going to be an animated ninja turtles movie...]

me: Hello, worm. Can I interest you in this nice vacation travel package to over there?

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And now, fortified with holiday tea and scary Wal-Mart "fruit sections" candies, I have slightly over 2,000 words to write.

Comments

[dante-di-pietro.livejournal.com]

"Hard to say... fortunately I don't anticipate being ingested, so it should be ok."

That's a shame. :(

[thanate.livejournal.com]

I don't see why. I don't think I'd get along too well with hanging out in somebody's digestive system. Stomach acid is really rather bad for the skin, you know...

[grauwulf.livejournal.com]

repeat after me
"exfoliant"

[thanate.livejournal.com]

eew!

this isn't some new advance in foul-smelling homeopathic beauty products, is it?

[skittblink.livejournal.com]

Do you get to choose the poison?

[thanate.livejournal.com]

the poison is me! beautiful but deadly (or something like that...)

I don't know if I get to choose my side-effects. Maybe I should induce hallucinations? That could be fun. Of course, if I've been ingested, I probably wouldn't be around to appreciate it.