"Why, Natalie! You must be psychopathic!"

[thanate]

[as said her mother, who meant "psychic."]

Steve: I've got a branch for you. [meaning he was holding it out of the way]
me: Where is it? You said you had a branch for me, and now you're not giving it to me! That's not nice, Steve.
Steve: here [giving me a grass seed-head, randomly plucked]
me: That's grass, Steve.
Steve: It's a stalk. I decided to branch out and stalk you.

Steve: I have some ex-girlfriends who think I'm a dog.
me: So they gave you worm pills??

I have decided not to become a Luddite. It would take too long to make tea. Although admittedly I can't use the better microwave when the lights are on in the basement without flipping the breaker, which is not designed to make me appreciate technology more...

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[stanci.livejournal.com]

And leaves things like tea out of the equation.... Yeah, far better to be a non-luddite and have your tea and cooked things :)

[thanate.livejournal.com]

So I eventually concluded. :)